I demand comments on the ad to follow. (even if your comment is that you have no comment)
If you can't think of a comment here are a few to choose from:
•tor, do you realize you've used a rooster instead of a hen in your ad?
•why pearls? this chicken seems more into diamonds than pearls.
•have you considered how this ad might offend the chicken community?
•tor, you seem incapable of properly shadowing below a chicken. work harder next time.