I'm Leaving The Child In Me At Home

photo credit: a yard sale posting on facebook

Tor And The Mystery Of The Holland Shirt Experience

Whenever I wear my Holland shirt people always as me if I'm from Holland. I never get questioned about my origins when I'm wearing any of my other shirts.

Fire Ants on a Log

Just like ants on a log but with cranberries instead of raisins. Delicious.

My Dream Home: The 2nd And Final Chapter

I went to visit it today. It was destroyed. Someone destroyed my dreams. I will destroy them.

Attn: Creative Directors Please Hire Jillian Dresser

me: "i got an email from this lady saying that i wouldn't be the right fit for the apartment because i have a rabbit."

jillian: "maybe she's a carrot."

Of The Big Apple.

I understand everyone and no one all at the same time.

Please Don't Lie To Me

me: "the sausage, egg and cheese croissant?"
lady: "oh i ordered a sausage and cheese croissant. no egg. – i could take it off."
me: "no, no I'll fix the order for you."
lady: "well – i am allergic."


ingredients in our croissants:
sugar, yeast, flour, milk, salt, sugar, eggs, and butter

Dream Home

I found it!!! I've always envisioned my dream home to be window-less and door-less. Dreams really do come true. They really do.

Turns Out-

I don't frequent my blog.