January 29, 2008

Turns Out-

I'm already an accomplished actress as the "voice of planets," editor, and still photographer.

Alright, alright you got me. I this isn't my IMDB listing. However, I was once and extra in a City Bank* commercial. At least now I have big dreams of being the voice of the universe to beat out this Victoria and her measly planet voice over.

*City Bank should not be confused with its more popular cousin Citi Bank.

January 25, 2008

Instead Of Concepting To Change The World-

Jason and I came up with a great Onion headline to run this week:

Heath Ledger's "Death" Conspiracy to Boost Economy

January 21, 2008

The National Football League

Football is not my favorite sport. Football is not my least favorite sport. But it is, however, the sport I make the most numerous nonsensical loyalties and hatreds for teams.

The list of unjustified hatred for NFL teams (in order of hate):
• Dallas Cowboys
• New England Patriots
• Oakland Raiders
• San Fransisco 49ers

The NFL teams of unjustified loyalties (in a slightly more random order):
• Kansas City Chiefs
• Seattle Seahawks
• Indianapolis Colts
• I used to have a Houston Oilers milk cover. I wish they were still a team so I could share my irrational loyalties for them too.

January 20, 2008

The Ballots Are In

And I'm voting the word "like" off my island. I think this is going to be harder than the time I gave up swearing for lent. I'm hoping this photo will keep me motivated:

January 18, 2008

Hurry It Up Evolution

I hope someday hockey players are just born without appendixes or spleens so they wouldn't miss games getting them removed.

January 15, 2008


I've avoided beets for 23 years and 10 months though I'm not exactly sure why. Beets seem to have made it on the universal list of foods people have to hate even though they've never tried them. Other members of the list include: brussel sprouts, spinach, and liver.

I decided the other night to eat from the taboo food list starting with the beet.

Of course at first when asked if I wanted a beet I said, "Oh no. I don't like beets." I stood at the kitchen counter realizing I had no idea if I liked beets or not, but I still blurted out the words. After I retracted my statement I threw a beet ball on my plate. It looked like a squishy, bloody eyeball.

So there we were: tor and her new squishy, magenta friend. I suppose we weren't friends just yet. Well, that's the thing, I'm pretty sure we didn't become friends. I cut him in half and shoved him in my mouth napkin in hand fully prepared if things went south. This all happened before we could even have a proper conversation. I didn't apologize to the beet for saying i hated him before I even gave him a chance, but then again he didn't apologize for tasting like a soggy carrot fraud.

January 11, 2008

Anna-Liisa's Wedding Ceremony

We are recruiting Alex and EB to be the ring bearers. They will be riding in on donkeys with unicorn horns on them (the donkeys, not Alex and EB). There will also be a photo session after the ceremony where you can take photos with the boys and the donkey-unicorns. There will be a nice airbrushed sunset scene in the background. Great for re-purposing for Christmas card photos.

Also, there will be donkey unicorn ice sculpture arches at the reception. There will be two donkey-unicorns on the left and right they will be attached, creating the archway, via the magic coming out of their horns. Beautiful.

Last Night's Caitlin Quotes

caits: "My phone was right by my butt so I thought, 'Am I farting?'"


will: "Have you seen Brazil?"
caits: "The country?"


caitlin to anna-liisa: "Don't you wish you and i were flamenco dancers? And tori was too? And we could go on tour?"

January 2, 2008

A Little Self Indulgence

Today, I wanted to change my facebook profile to say that I was engaged just to see how many people congratulated me, but then I thought it would interfere with my real life too much.

In other news, to update you on the previous post I have two more reason why Lee is my bother:

1. he has almost the exact same teal/aqua ford ranger that my dad has
2. they were wearing identical hats when they were working on the garage today. adorable.

also, thanks to mister weston for offering up his own brother for my own. family tally is now: 4 girls 2 boys.